The Purple Crayons: This almost happened today...

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Yes, this actually almost happened to me today.

Need a little something funny to keep yourself from crying yourself to sleep at night? Me too!

"I thought teachers only went outside to smoke and cry?"
~Bart Simpson

"Look at that guy dressed like a hot dog, mommy!"

"Those wieners have got to go!"

"What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"

~Calvin and Hobbes

"As long as you keep loving me, I can keep hiding my crazy."

~Some guy with a computer

"Losing you would be devastating, like biting into the frozen center of a microwave burrito."

-Someecards

"Someday I want to adopt an Asian baby with you."

-Someecards

"This is the perfect night to toll the city for undatable alcoholics."

-Someecards

"If you knew how much I loved you, you would feel uncomfortable about it."

-Someecards

"I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet."

"You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you."

-Someecards

"You had me at "What the @#$% are you doing in my closet?!"

"You had me at your proper use of "You're".

-Someecards

"The first time I saw you I knew I was going to send myself flowers pretending they were from you."

-Someecards

"I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup."

-Someecards

"The only way I could be lonelier today was if the internet stopped working."

-Someecards

"Ashley is soooo sexy!"
~You know everybody's thinking it.