I was just sitting in the movie theater earlier today, innocently eating smuggled 99 cent candy, a trailer popped up advertising for a movie called "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter."
What the hell? Is nothing sacred anymore?
'Cause you know, he had time when he was fighting in the Civil War.
I came up with a few of my own slogans:
That's not cherry juice.
Watch out Transylvania, we all saw what he did to the South.
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