I blog because I.......

• like to write to an imaginary audience
• like to exploit little boys
• like to pretend I have some kind of creative potential
• like to keep in touch with my Nordic followers
• like to keep Texas in check
• like to act like a hipster
• am a little girl, with a big.........................................................................................dream
• will otherwise end up dying alone with 37 cats
• will end up a convict, for biting a Russian King, so why not exercise my freedom of speech while I can?
• have thoughts and opinions that would otherwise offend people
• have Internet access, and a Google account