The Purple Crayons: A letter to Mr. Sir.

Monday, March 26, 2012

DEAR SIR:

Just because you don't like our school does NOT mean you get to treat all of us like CRAP.

It does NOT mean you are better than everybody.

And it DEFINITELY does not mean that people will like you any better.

Because honestly, sir, picking fights doesn't make you cool.

It makes you look desperate for attention.

SINCERELY,

Everyone.

Need a little something funny to keep yourself from crying yourself to sleep at night? Me too!

"I thought teachers only went outside to smoke and cry?"
~Bart Simpson

"Look at that guy dressed like a hot dog, mommy!"

"Those wieners have got to go!"

"What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"

~Calvin and Hobbes

"As long as you keep loving me, I can keep hiding my crazy."

~Some guy with a computer

"Losing you would be devastating, like biting into the frozen center of a microwave burrito."

-Someecards

"Someday I want to adopt an Asian baby with you."

-Someecards

"This is the perfect night to toll the city for undatable alcoholics."

-Someecards

"If you knew how much I loved you, you would feel uncomfortable about it."

-Someecards

"I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet."

"You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you."

-Someecards

"You had me at "What the @#$% are you doing in my closet?!"

"You had me at your proper use of "You're".

-Someecards

"The first time I saw you I knew I was going to send myself flowers pretending they were from you."

-Someecards

"I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup."

-Someecards

"The only way I could be lonelier today was if the internet stopped working."

-Someecards

"Ashley is soooo sexy!"
~You know everybody's thinking it.