Once you delve into a teenage boy's mind, there's no way of getting back to the once-attained innocence.
You go from a world of an innocent mindset to a weird perversion, only intercepted by the smell of pizza and desperation.
Of course, there are exceptions.
You do come across some guys who are so incredibly innocent, and kind.
But at the end of the day, they'll go back home, and cook dinner for their boyfriend.
On another note, the population of Korean Party Whores (Henceforth known as KPW) seems to be going down.
Thank goodness.
Now that the lust for unrealistic anime characters seems to be slowing down, maybe Dance Dance Revolution will stop molesting my eyes, and stop forcing me to look at half naked cartoons just so I can jump on a cheap plastic mat made by Chinese children in a sweat shop.
Because this is America, dammit! And we should be free to jump on cheap plastic mats made by foreign children with poor working conditions, without feeling like we need to go read a Bible after.
~Ashley
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